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Creationists Cite Mike Trout As Indisputable Proof Of Intelligent Design

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Creationists Cite Mike Trout As Indisputable Proof Of Intelligent Design
U.S.—After yet another career night for Angels center fielder Mike Trout over the weekend, creationist scholars from across the country began citing the six-time all-star, two-time MVP player as “ironclad proof” of intelligent design. “Mike Trout is an absolute machine—and machines don’t simply evolve from primordial soup by pure random chance,” Answers in Genesis president …
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